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What coin collection could be complete without the official
first-mint Emperor Richard collector coin? Stamped with the name of His Imperial
Majesty as well as the date of minting, this gold coin will be worth its weight in gold. Four easy payments of just $9.95 |
| For that sports fan in your life, who could pass up the official
Emperor Richard football helmet. Modeled after the helmet for His Imperial Majesty's
planned Martian expansion team, this item is flying off the shelves.
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For the special woman in your life, from Richard for Women, the
fragrance everyone is wearing. Eau de Fishwater. Order now, and recieve a free
fish water gift set. $29.95 |
| For the more traditional gift, you can get the official Emperor
Richard polo shirt, Just don't go as far as this model and try to see the world from
His Imperial Majesty's perspective. |
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This stylish watch may seem typical at first, but one look at the hands tells everyone that this is a true Emperor Richard collectible. Hand-crafted by children on a poor third-world planet, this watch will be treasured for generations. $49.95 |
| Can't dunk? Can't run the mile in three minutes? Can't
cover that reciever? Can't leap tall buildings in a single bound? Never fear,
just buy a pair of Air Richards. Some leagues consider it cheating. $79.99 |
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