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EARTH, SOL- In an effort to attract younger supporters, and to work on
his game, Emperor Richard today practiced with Michael Jordan. The two hit it off
immediately, and the two promptly organized a small one-on-one game. The game
attracted a crowd of 25,000 fans, and all money was donated to various fish-friendly
charities. The final score was 106-104, with Jordan winning. Though Imperial
supporters maintain that he cheated. Also coming out of the meeting were plans for a line of shoes, designed by His Imperial Majesty and produced by Jordan's company. When released, the shoes will be on sale exclusively through the Official Emperor Richard Store at www.yellowhat.org/richard/store.html. |
